I love true stories :-O
I once kiaid, and two grashoppers living next to my apartment decided to sue me because allegedly the kiai made their grandma have a heartattack !
The bad thing is they won their case, and I had to leave town for 6 years.. after I paid them free meals and a trip to Egypt.
I hate grashoppers and lawyers !
I'm sorry to hear that.
I thought everyone in Europe had heard of the grasshopper/granny/lawyer scam by now.
They're based in Nigeria, by the way.