Ha hah: What a mean comment, got me hanging....(but no one innocent).
I'll try to let go the thought...
Get the cheap one from cold steel and pay Keith Larman to put a durable handle on it. Should be $$ managable. Otherise you could spend $30,000 if you really want to ... you could spend $3000 if you want ...
What do you want? Your answer lays within your own question.