Joe, you don't go far enough. Kilts on the mat!
...oh wait. What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts? Let's just forget the whole thing, shall we? Bad idea all round.
Yeah... free balling combined with kilts (or 'open hakama') sounds like baaaad publicity for Aikido
When ever sensei throws somebody in a high fall everbody will either close their eyes or look at something else than the technique...
Have a great weekend everybody!