Joe talked to his friend Bob on his latest experiment.
Joe: after many experimentation, i have found that buttered toast always land with the buttered side down.
Bob: really? show me!
Joe takes out a sliced bread, toast it, and put butter on one side and drop the buttered toast on the floor. the buttered side was up.
Joe: hmm..... let me try that again.
Joe did the same thing again, and as before, the buttered side was up. he did it again and same result. after some considerable thought, Joe exclaimed, "I know what wrong! I buttered the toast on the wrong side!"
in every large group gathering, be it on the internet or in person, there will be a person who buttered the toast on the wrong side and an angry wife who yelled "who messed up my kitchen floor!" sometimes, ya just gonna stop wasting butter and floor cleaner.
do you know that peanut buttered toast always land on the peanut side down? try it on your kitchen floor and let me know if that's true.