Maybe you should have picked Mary Poppins; she's not a real person so not as messy... maybe.
can't use Mary Poppins because she can fly like those chinese kungfu folks who flew around on top of bamboos and roof tops. talking about fighting on top of bamboo, the bamboo around here kept snapping off as i got on. i think the western bamboo aren't strong enough; certainly, it cannot possibly because i am a bit on the heavy side.
* ever notice good kungfu movie usually has fight scenes in bamboo forest or on roof top? *