I saw a man following a path today.
"Hey," I said to him, "I just came up this path, there's a lot of bear sign, and watch out for the--"
"I know what I'm doing," he said and breezed on by.
Well all righty.
hey! you didn't finish the story.
as the man walked on, through the wood, thinking enlightened thoughts about man and nature and circle of life. he stumbled upon two bears who promptly ate him. one bear turned to the other and said "see! what did i tell ya! they taste like chicken!"