Re: Improvised Weapons No. 1: The Umbrella
Ha. Just thought of another one. I once witnessed two beggars arguing outside a cafe. Went to see what all the noise was about and it was about one accusing the other of pretending to be disabled to trick people into giving him money.
He took away one of the cruthches and threatened to hit him at which point the 'disabled' one picked up his other one and bang they were at it like two swordsmen.