How about this one:
An aikido woman named Janet
told two crazy fellows to "Can it!
You're both full of fears
and it's hurting my ears!"
"Yes, stop it!" replied the whole planet!
^^This is my favorite!
Last night doing ikkyonage
My sensei a thought tried to convey
So I grabbed on his wrist
and he gave a great twist
and I flew through the air like a bluejay