Well, someone's bound to put out a 30 day version soon, anyway...
Well, in the spirit of things, I will teach everyone how to do "aiki" in one easy lesson. In order not to insult O-Sensei or even Daito-Ryu, I will form my own art and instead of calling it "Aikido", I will call it "Meik-do".
Send me a check for $300 to
P.O. Box 1129837-A
Lower BomFok, Indiana
And I will send you the secret video of how to Meik-do in one day on the internet.
Yours in Sincerity.