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Old 08-02-2010, 07:37 PM   #1
Allen Beebe
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Aikido Jokes

I was cutting up lumber for a set of stairs today and started making up "Aikido Jokes" to myself and thought I'd share:

Q: You are enjoying casual conversation among friends when you suddenly find yourself challenged and attacked by a group apparently trained in the art of Aikido. What should you do?

A: Turn off your browser.

Q: Why do Aikidoists attack by grabbing the wrists?

A: It makes it harder to type.

Q: Does Aikido work in a fight?

A: It depends on the forum.

Can I quit my day job?

~ Allen Beebe
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