I was cutting up lumber for a set of stairs today and started making up "Aikido Jokes" to myself and thought I'd share:
Q: You are enjoying casual conversation among friends when you suddenly find yourself challenged and attacked by a group apparently trained in the art of Aikido. What should you do?
A: Turn off your browser.
Q: Why do Aikidoists attack by grabbing the wrists?
A: It makes it harder to type.
Q: Does Aikido work in a fight?
A: It depends on the forum.
Can I quit my day job?