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Old 08-16-2002, 03:57 PM   #5
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Jane is walking through the jungle when she see Tarzan standing very close to a tree. Upon closer inspection she notices that Tarzan has his manhood stuck in a hole in the tree.

"Tarzan!" cries jane "what are you doing ?"

"Me make um love to tree"

Jane lifts up her skirt, points and says "Why don't you make love to me here instead ?"

"eh Ok" Replies Tarzan.

Jane lies down on the ground and closes her eyes with anticipation. Suddenly Tarzan runs up and kicks her in the crotch.

"Ouch" Cries Jane " What did you do that for ?"

"Me check for Squirrels !!!"

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