I just read this entire thread while drinking my morning coffee, and want to thank you all for starting my day with a laugh.
However, now I am feeling very sad, because I myself have never known the true Ikea. I admit to having wasted years searching for the essence of Ikea in... Target practice.
Well, dear Anita, what colour is your
screen after this experience
You're always welcome to join me and be a welcome guest to my household as I only live a 15 minute drive away from the nearest Ikea store. It will only take a modest 12 hr journey to get here, but just imagine the life-long experience you could gain from that.