Sally, having swallowed cheese,
Directs down holes the scented breeze,
Enticing thus with baited breath
Nice mice to an untimely death.
Eric, I'll be the malaprop and you the maladroit. May your cat above be eaten by a Dogberryism.
There once was a young man from Aizu
Whose father knew not what bujutsu
Would keep from his son
All the things to be won
If he kept hanging out in Shinjuku..