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Old 07-29-2002, 02:20 PM   #3
Paul Schweer
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 41
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Hard Punch and Throw

Do you like hard punch and throw?

I do not like them, GI Joe.
I do not like hard punch and throw.

Would you like ingrown wrist hair?

I would my partner grab me there.
I would I threw him anywhere.
Softly, no hard punch or throw.
I do not like them, GI Joe.

Would you like to have bad knees?
Would you like to share cooties?


I do not want to have bad knees.
I do not want to share cooties.
I do not want ingrown wrist hair.
I do not want that anywhere.
I do not like hard punch and throw.
I do not like them, GI Joe.

Would you train with those who box?
Be distracted by a fox?


I'm not a fox.
And I don't box.
Don't want bad knees.
Don't have cooties.
I do not want ingrown wrist hair.
I do not want that anywhere.
I do not like hard punch and throw.
I do not like them, GI Joe.

Would you? Could you?
On the street?
Fight them! Fight them!
Use your feet.


I would not,
could not,
use my feet.

You may like it.
I am right.
You may like it
if you fight!


I would not, could not, can't you see?
I will not fight! You let me be!

I would not, could not, on the street.
I would not, could not, use my feet.
I do not want to have bad knees.
I do not want to share cooties.
I do not want ingrown wrist hair.
I do not want that anywhere.
I do not like hard punch and throw.
I do not like them, GI Joe.

Just train! Just train!
Just train! Just train!
Could you, would you,
only train?


I know, just train! The dojo fee?
I paid this month! Now let me be!

I would not, could not, on the street.
I would not, could not, use my feet.
I do not want to have bad knees.
I do not want to share cooties.
I do not want ingrown wrist hair.
I do not want that anywhere.
I do not like hard punch and throw.
I do not like them, GI Joe.

Say!
In the dark
side! In the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?


I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
explain pain?


I would not, could not, explain pain.
Not in the dark. You know, just train.
No ingrown hair. Not anywhere.
I do not like them, don't you see.
Not with your feet. Not with bad knees.
Not for the street. No gross cooties.
I will not bend, I know I'm right.
I do not ever want to fight!

You do not like hard punch and throw?

I do not like them, GI Joe.

Could you like it soft
too much?


I do not like it soft too much.

Do you like blue smoke
and such?


I do not like blue smoke and such.
I do not like it soft too much.
Not with your feet. Not with bad knees.
Not for the street. No gross cooties.
I would not, could not, explain pain.
Not in the dark. You know, just train.
I do not ever want to fight.
I may even prefer flight.
I do not want ingrown wrist hair.
I do not want that anywhere.

I do not like
hard punch
and throw.

I do not like them,
GI Joe.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.


Joe!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like hard punch and throw!
I do! I like them, GI Joe!
And you can like blue smoke and such.
And you can like it soft too much...

And yes, together we can train.
And in the dark. We still can train.
And if you fight. Or use your feet.
It's all too good, too good, you see!

So I will train with those who box.
And I will train with, er, the fox.
And I will train if with bad knees.
And I will tolerate cooties.
And I can live with ingrown hair.
Say! I can train most ANYWHERE!

I do so like
hard punch and throw!
Thank you!
Thank you,
GI Joe!


Paul Schweer
(As if you didn't know.)



Last edited by Paul Schweer : 07-29-2002 at 02:39 PM.
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