Oh, well, if we're boasting about our senseis now....
ah I'd rather not call it boasting. Just a certain amount of admiration.
But then maybe you haven't met Tara
who has quite a knowledge of hara.
with a shomenuchi cut
she'll put you on your but
and she won't even smear her mascara.
Oh I am in so much trouble arn't I?
There's also this girl you should meet
she walked in one day off the street.
shes an interesting case,
she don't land on her face
In spite of her tangled up feet.