One night Karolina Owczarzak
Jeremy gets plus 100 points for spelling my last name correctly
For the rest of you, don't worry, in this game everything's made up and the points don't matter... That's right, the points are just like "Whose Line" and your aikido rank...
So, I'll see your hijack and raise you marine fauna with a local flair:
There was a shodan from Woodley Park*
Who was attacked by a giant shark;
He grabbed the large fin,
Did a sankyo pin
And made it promise to eat only bark.
* Woodley Park is where my dojo is in DC. Now I wonder who's the shodan...