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Old 06-02-2009, 10:35 PM   #109
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Dojo: Jita Kyoei Dojo/Dallas, Texas
Location: Dallas/Texas
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 41
Re: Top 10 Reasons Why You Joined Aikido

I joined Aikido because...
  1. ...I'm trying get my pilots licence and I needed to log all the "Air-Time" that I could.
  2. ...I look damn good in a Japanese tuxedo. It hides my fat ass.
  3. ...chicks dig my Yonkyu bruises.
  4. ...I was court-ordered to get Anger Management.
  5. .. I can stay sober and still fall down.
  6. ...I thought it was Japanese Square Dancing
  7. ...I thought they were holding auditions for a Steven Seagal movie.
  8. ...The long sleeves hide my tattoos.
  9. ...I thought it might look good on my resume.
  10. ...the guy that mugged me, and my buddy, said they had a 2 for 1 membership special at his dojo. We joined as soon as we got out of the hospital.

"A warrior is not about perfection or victory or invulnerability. He's about absolute vulnerability."
- Socrates
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