If you take two days at work to read all 15 pages of this post
If your wife thinks you look hot in a gi.
If you feel a strange urge to keep checking this board...
If you have just started Aikido and it starts to become something that you think about more and more...
If you start wondering how your life will be different in a couple of years after a couple of years to Aikido...
If you are thinking about buying a home mat to practice at home. <-- The missus would kill me!
If you wish that they had this for PE when you were in school...
Guilty as charged!
Well, except replace "wife" with "wife-to-be"