I have been trying to figure out how to contribute to this thread in a useful way...
Ron, Ron, Ron... You're doing it wrong. Where's the vitriol? Where are the not-so-subtle inferences that yours is the one true way? Honestly, I thought you'd have these intarwebs figured out by now...
(For those of you who's humor detector is malfunctioning this morning, please read the above as, "Nice post Ron.")