Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
When sleeping you have a white oak bokken, a red oak bokken and a jo beside you. Constantly in your sleep you're counting to 31 in Japanese and in your mind the 31 kata are being displayed. When you wake up you roll out and shout 'Hai!' to wake everyone else up in the dormitory, only to find that you've drawn your bokken from its saya and its tip is on someone else's forehead.