Maybe you can go buy yourself a pet skunk.
Does this belong in the humor section? It's really not going to be much about aikido. I believe we are all just reading it to laugh and crack jokes.
Oh yeah, it's funny now, but it wasn't very damn funny while pedaling furiously to avoid being mr. pit bull's lunch.
Since it seems impossible to perform aikido on dogs, and everybody thinks it's so damn funny about my being chased by dogs,
please feel free to move this to humor.