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Old 05-20-2002, 06:41 PM   #15
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Not wishing to stray off topic, but in light of some the replies.

Being English, two of my favourites are:


It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
(I bet they do a roaring trade )


Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

Last edited by batemanb : 05-20-2002 at 06:44 PM.

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