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Old 05-20-2002, 06:33 PM   #14
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Originally posted by Tim Griffiths
Shichidan: Gold belt, hakama and gi. Gold pointy hat with bobble. Small children spread rose petals ahead of movement.

Kyudan: Brilliant white belt hakama and gi. Very large floppy white hat. Small tape player under hakama plays celestial music. Velvet underwear gives of blue flashes of static electricity when walking.

One of the funniest things I`ve read in a while, glad I wasn`t drinking my coffee at the time

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