"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein
He was wrong about the former<G>
Here's a few(many of them gathered by my wonderful sister):
"to be nobody but yourself in a world that is
doing its best to make you everyone else
is to fight the hardest battle anyone can fight."
--e. e. cummings
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"
Given a lever long enough, one can move the world with little force
-- MJ Engh
"There aren't evil guys and innocent guys. It's just..It's just..It's
just a bunch of guys."
--Steve Arlo(From the movie The Zero Effect)
Just for fun:
Semper ubi sub ubi(I'm not sure if a roman would have quite gotten that)
"Republicans understand the imporance of bondage between a mother
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Nothing too deep, but we always can use a good laugh,