Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
.....you discover that you can negotiate curves at higher speed if you yonkyo your steering wheel.
.....you discover while reviewing receipts for your tax return that a good number of your purchases were aikido (or iaido) related.
....you try to think of imaginative ways to deduct those purchases and get away with it.
....babysitting during aikido has its own line item on your budget, clocking in just shy of your car payment.
....you have to talk yourself out of using a sankyo to haul your screaming child out of the Walmart toy department.