I really can't help saying it but I guess ERIC CARTMAN wouldn't be a good Aikidoka in any way!
("You treehuggin' hippie crap!")
(Doesn't believe in chi)
("Dammit b*tch I'll kick you in the nuuuuts!")
(Doesn't believe in non-violence)
("I'm gonna chop off your weenie and put it on some bread and feed it to Kittie")
(Wants to apply bokken techniques in a really weird way)
Oh my God... they killed Kenny...