Dewey

"Jedi Troll." This curious and oft time unintentionally entertaining race of aiki-troll suffers from an extremely overactive imagination with a very exaggerated and un-historical interpretation of Bushido and feudal Japanese culture in general. They are easily identified by their extreme difficulty in differentiating between their imaginary/fantasy life and "RL" (real life) as well as their obsession with weapons training. A well-worn copy of "The Secrets of the Samurai" that they bought off the clearance rack at the local bookstore provides the fodder for their fertile imaginations.

Similar to the Jedi Troll is the "Matrix Troll." This obnoxious race of aiki-troll is readily identified by their faux spirituality and intentionally cryptic speech/writing habits by which they vainly attempt to distinguish themselves from the rest of the herd. They're especially dreaded in martial arts forums for their endless rhetorical questions and nonsensical platitudes for responses.