260lb makes me sound like a wrestler! But you forgot to mention dashingly handsome!
Peace and love budodudes
You mean you're not a wrestler?! But how can I seriously test my internal skills unless you fight me whilst wearing trunks and a mask??
I can see it now. Ring announcer says "in the blue corner, inventor of the bastard scale of resistance, weighing in at 260lbs + breakfast, the... Beard... of ..... Chuck..... Norrrrrrrriiiiiiiiissssssssss!!!!!" DING DING!