Mike, I'd like to see how you'd use those writing skills in the UFC though. How would good writing skills help you in MMA? How else are you going to prove that they are good!
The pen is mightier than the sword. Do you think I'd be allowed to bring a pen into a UFC fight? Reckon I could probably have the other guys eye out as a minor maiming injury that might secure a vistory. Which is preferable to sticking it into his neck for imparting 'final harmony' to my opponent. It's nice to be considerate of the other guy after all.