You might be an Aikido addict if ...
2. You can look at the various bruises on your hands, wrists, and forearms and name who caused each of them and which technique they were doing. And, you smile fondly as you think of each person even though they bruised you!
You think bruises are signs of affection
You went around showing everyone after you received a bruise that you thought looked like a heart
Your friends tease you by calling Aikido your significant other