Erick Mead wrote:
But No! Your kung-fu is not strong!
On Planet Earth the martial art universally regarded as the most deadly is Tian Quan - Heaven's Fist.
Also known as asteroid ballistics. There have been but few masters of this art. Bouts occur only every 100 million years or so, and, well, let's just say -- tickets are hard to come by.
A match routinely results in the near-sterilization of the planet, --- and so one has ever been able to report the winner. The identity of the current master therefore remains perpetually hidden.
If you could locate a dinosaur, you could ask one of them, they saw this particular 'artist' but only briefly