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xuzen · 09-30-2006, 12:51 AM

Top Ten Reasons you STAY with Aikido

10: I get to GRAB PEOPLE'S WRIST;

9: People get to GRAB MY WRIST;

8: I cause pain to PEOPLE and the are HAPPY;

7: PEOPLE cause pain to me and I am HAPPY;

6: PEOPLE applaud me when I SLAM them hard on the MAT;

5: I applaud PEOPLE when I get slam hard by them onto the MAT;

4: My Dojo has a NO SMOKING POLICY;

3: I am not a SMOKER;

2: I look fabulous in HAKAMA;

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[spoiler]1: Said HAKAMA covers my potruding GUT ....Sigh![/spoiler]

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09-30-2006, 12:51 AM	#24
xuzen Dojo: None at the moment - on hiatus Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 965 Offline	Re: Top Ten Reasons you STAY with Aikido Top Ten Reasons you STAY with Aikido 10: I get to GRAB PEOPLE'S WRIST; 9: People get to GRAB MY WRIST; 8: I cause pain to PEOPLE and the are HAPPY; 7: PEOPLE cause pain to me and I am HAPPY; 6: PEOPLE applaud me when I SLAM them hard on the MAT; 5: I applaud PEOPLE when I get slam hard by them onto the MAT; 4: My Dojo has a NO SMOKING POLICY; 3: I am not a SMOKER; 2: I look fabulous in HAKAMA; . . . . [spoiler]1: Said HAKAMA covers my potruding GUT ....Sigh![/spoiler] Boon. Last edited by xuzen : 09-30-2006 at 12:53 AM.
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