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Old 09-30-2006, 12:51 AM   #24
xuzen
 
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Re: Top Ten Reasons you STAY with Aikido

Top Ten Reasons you STAY with Aikido

10: I get to GRAB PEOPLE'S WRIST;

9: People get to GRAB MY WRIST;

8: I cause pain to PEOPLE and the are HAPPY;

7: PEOPLE cause pain to me and I am HAPPY;

6: PEOPLE applaud me when I SLAM them hard on the MAT;

5: I applaud PEOPLE when I get slam hard by them onto the MAT;

4: My Dojo has a NO SMOKING POLICY;

3: I am not a SMOKER;

2: I look fabulous in HAKAMA;

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[spoiler]1: Said HAKAMA covers my potruding GUT ....Sigh![/spoiler]

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