You might be an Aikido addict if ....
* You clean your yard and take out the trash every morning wearing a hakama.
* more than 50% your laptop's hard drive consists of aikido videos
* every time someone attemts to tickle you, you try to counter it with a shiho nage
* you ask your friends to be your uke every chance you get
* you feel you are holding a bokken every time you have an umbrella
* you feel you're japanese and that you've descended from samurai even though you were born near the equator...