My staff looked at that Chuck Norris Facts
and had two favorites
1. Chuck Norris, over a few years, 'made love' to a number of women. Years later, his children from those women, formed what became the 1972 Miami Dolphins team -- the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
2. Crop circles is Chuck Norris saying, "Sometimes corn just needs to lay the #$%# down."
Some are 'offensive,' some are funny, and some just leave you thinking, "huh?" (likely because we aren't, you guessed it, Chuck Norris).