No! it's got to be Jack Bauer, don't you realise that Jack has probably already got chloe to tap into your'e computer and find out what you have just written!? he'll come round your house and torture you until you tell him the location of Chuck Norris (this will take approx: 4hrs). he will then spend the next 19 hours of the day tracking him down (never going to the toilet! unless thats why they have ad breaks
) and then kicking his ass for an hour; that would be soooo cool to watch!
Oh no! I know too much! help!!!!
p.s. you know that scene on full metal jacket where he screams let me see your war face? well, drill seargents actually say let me see your Bauer face (but they only say to them once!