Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
--Instead of folding your hands when you're sitting, you hold your own wrist, being sure to use the little finger line.
--You meet an attractive person and your first throught is "Wouldn't they look nice taking ukemi?"
--You settle marital disputes via nikyo, sankyo and yonkyo. (Hey, it's fair--I'm higher ranked, he has a higher pain threshhold....)