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Old 09-08-2005, 07:09 PM   #12
Zato Ichi
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 129
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Re: HOW does aikido change us?

How does aikido change us? Well, here are a few ways it has changed me:
  • Grew third arm out of my back.
  • Skin is now a healthy shade of green.
  • Developed abnormally high tolerance for Japanese TV.
  • Can use ki to create a dazzling light show from my eyes (great party trick!)
  • Have developed the long sought after ability to appear to be awake and interested while asleep.
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