Here┤s a joke I heard last night, ═ thought I┤d post it in an attempt to get some lightness back into this thread (I hope it works in American English, too):
Why can┤t men make pancakes?
Because they┤re useless tossers!
"make pancakes" may be replaced by "do aikido" if you like and the shoe fits
Sonja (who likes
men, by the way)