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Jorx 08-07-2004 03:50 AM

This is karate:d
 
I don't know maybe this has run through but... hilarious:P
http://www.jkd-kbh.dk/video/karate.wmv

Some aikidoists train this way too...

otto 08-07-2004 11:52 AM

Re: This is karate:d
 
Gross , but hilarious! :D that old jim.....

thanks for the laugh Jorgen...

amberlee 08-07-2004 07:59 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
hahaha :D thats funny

Lan Powers 08-07-2004 09:54 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
"Like a lot of beginners, you're attacking me wrong!"
Gotta luv that
Lan

amberlee 08-07-2004 10:04 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
:blush: I have a bad habbit of saying that if I can't get a technique right. :o :blush:

Robert Cheshire 08-07-2004 11:17 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
That skit reminds me of teachers who really do say "you attacked me wrong." Like in a real situation you can say "wait Mr. Bad Guy I don't mind if you attack me but please do it like this..."

shihonage 08-07-2004 11:37 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
Quote:

Amber Henery wrote:
:blush: I have a bad habbit of saying that if I can't get a technique right. :o :blush:

It's not a bad habit.
It depends on the circumstances and on what you're trying to achieve.

If you're trying to demonstrate to a newcomer that the art _works_, then using the "you attacked wrong" line is laughable.

If you are however trying to learn a specific movement to defend from a specific attack (which is just a subset of other movements and other attacks), and your uke starts giving you incorrect attacks which either confuse you if you are new, or force you to switch techniques (which in turn means youre not learning the specific attack/technique combo you were supposed to be learning), then yes indeed there is such a thing as "attacking wrong".

Nick Simpson 08-30-2004 07:21 AM

Re: This is karate:d
 
"No, that's wrong. Please stab the air where I was standing before."

Tatiana 08-30-2004 12:04 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
LOL! Too funny!! . Where'd you find it???

Tat

Choku Tsuki 08-30-2004 03:22 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
One more:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/afroninja.html

Rocky Izumi 11-29-2004 09:55 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
Quote:

Robert Cheshire wrote:
That skit reminds me of teachers who really do say "you attacked me wrong." Like in a real situation you can say "wait Mr. Bad Guy I don't mind if you attack me but please do it like this..."

Reminds me of a story about my daughter I heard from one of her friends. They went to take some quicky self-defense classes from some guy (my daughter didn't want to be Sensei's girl in my classes any more). They guy was real rough on the women and slapped them around a bit. I heard my daughter and her friend left after Yuriko atemied the guy with her foot to his gonads before doing an iriminage that lifted him off his feet and spun him around to land on his face.

Wish I was there to see it.

Rock :D

aikidoc 11-30-2004 08:17 AM

Re: This is karate:d
 
There was another one where a karateka was breaking a board which came up and hit him in the head and he staggered around like the guy doing the back flip.

cmrs2k 11-30-2004 03:25 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
I don't think that there is a limit to the amount of times I could watch the "afro-ninja", and not laugh hysterically.

taras 12-01-2004 07:08 AM

Re: This is karate:d
 
It reminds me of that Monty Pythons sketch 'How do you defend yourself against a banana' http://www.ed-wood.net/monty_python_...AINST%20FRUITS

Dan Gould 12-06-2004 05:31 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
"Now come at me. Scream! Good, now come on!"
*guy runs at Cleese, Cleese shoots guy*
"Now... I eat the banana."

Monty Python is great. Jim Carrey is fantastic. My favourite bit aside from his entrance ("Ki-aaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!!!" is "I am Bob Jackson" *snap kick* So subtle, hehe. "I've been doing martial arts for 20 years!" *snaps belt*

Afro ninja is currently loading....

Oh dear god... why would you keep a video like that *cracks up like Yoda on marijuana*

thomas_dixon 12-07-2004 11:59 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
Quote:

Dan Gould wrote:
"Now come at me. Scream! Good, now come on!"
*guy runs at Cleese, Cleese shoots guy*
"Now... I eat the banana."

Monty Python is great. Jim Carrey is fantastic. My favourite bit aside from his entrance ("Ki-aaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!!!" is "I am Bob Jackson" *snap kick* So subtle, hehe. "I've been doing martial arts for 20 years!" *snaps belt*

Afro ninja is currently loading....

Oh dear god... why would you keep a video like that *cracks up like Yoda on marijuana*

Guess they were filming a promotion.

Dan Gould 12-11-2004 01:57 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
Quote:

Jorgen Matsi wrote:
I don't know maybe this has run through but... hilarious:P
http://www.jkd-kbh.dk/video/karate.wmv

Some aikidoists train this way too...


..... Who trains like that? :s

bryce_montgomery 12-11-2004 11:56 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
It makes me think of a mixture of Rex Kwon Do in Napoleon Dynamite and the Black Knight vs. King Arthur scene in Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail...

Bryce

Liam Brown 12-25-2004 05:38 PM

Re: This is karate:d
 
ha ha very good :D


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