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Michael Neal 01-31-2003 12:34 PM

New Techniques for Randori
 
These guys have figured out the secret to successful randori.

Right click and "save target as"
www.mywebdimension.com/videos/nutty_randori.mov

You can get Quicktime if you don't already have it here http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/

shihonage 01-31-2003 01:28 PM

I like the slow motion shot in the end.

Good camera work and cinematic quality.

paw 01-31-2003 01:37 PM

ROTHFLMAO!

If do right, no can defense.....

Paul Smith 01-31-2003 01:48 PM

Well, that ought to quiet the skeptics. Finally, an end to the "Aikido: effective street defense?" malarkey.

MattRice 01-31-2003 01:48 PM

halitosis-do

Michael Neal 01-31-2003 01:49 PM

Be sure to visit the website, these guys, I am afraid, are serious.

Greg Jennings 01-31-2003 04:47 PM

Peer pressure.

For those interested, the URL is http://www.yellowbamboo.com/

Egads!,

Grasshopper 02-04-2003 01:33 PM

Yellow Bamboo
 
Greg Jennings wrote:
Quote:

For those interested, the URL is http://www.yellowbamboo.com/
What do they do, SMOKE it? :D

Yoroshiku!

rachmass 02-04-2003 02:42 PM

and theres more....

http://www.yellowbamboo.com/videos/W...adband_Low.mov

Paul Smith 02-04-2003 03:36 PM

On this last one, notice the uke-guy with his hands on his hips - he runs as our powergatherer is, well, gathering power and takes a dive BEFORE the powergatherer unleashes his torrential flood of zeus energy. You would think they would have had classes on how to act with skill. (But then again, it mattereth not, it would appear).

shihonage 02-04-2003 05:01 PM

Quote:

Paul Smith wrote:
On this last one, notice the uke-guy with his hands on his hips - he runs as our powergatherer is, well, gathering power and takes a dive BEFORE the powergatherer unleashes his torrential flood of zeus energy. You would think they would have had classes on how to act with skill. (But then again, it mattereth not, it would appear).

The uketh is stayeth ahead of the technique...eth.

Heheth.

Matt Whyte 02-04-2003 09:32 PM

What in the name of all things sacred is that? I have never seen anything so ridiculous! And I thought my sensei was bad when it came to waffling about Ki!!!

Jim ashby 02-05-2003 03:21 AM

Trouble is, these people are allowed to vote and breed. Ah well.

Have fun

Ta Kung 02-05-2003 06:02 AM

I read about similar stuff at e-budo.com Our friend B. Baker got pretty upset when people told him that they didn't believe in this "no touch KO" stuff... Does anyone else believe this kind of stuff? I'd honestly like a serious discussion. Anyone? Me? I'm sure it's 100% BS.

DaveO 02-05-2003 07:11 AM

Hey, I believe in the 'no-touch KO'!

It's called a 'Shotgun'. Hee hee!

Ta Kung 02-05-2003 07:57 AM

He he! Well mr. B also stated that we (the resistance) were too narrow minded. Someone can get KO'ed without you touching them; I believe the talk ranged from "unexplainable illnes", heartproblems "for no apperent reason" and letting your friend do it; then the victim CAN be KO'ed without YOU touching him... LOL!

There also is a prize (1 million dollars) to anyone who can prove this "no touch KO". No supreises here: no one has taken the bet. Not even those who still claim it's possible. If they don't want the money, they could donate it or simply refuse it, right? Why NOT prove it?

Narrow minded or not, I don't believe in this bs and I don't believe in Santa either. :) You've got to be pretty dumb, pardon my french, if you do.

/Patrik

Paul Smith 02-05-2003 08:00 AM

Did you say $1 million?

I've got a technique I've kept secret lo these many years...

Ta Kung 02-05-2003 09:00 AM

That's right, Paul. $1 million. If you can knock out someone with a technique from a distance, not touching him or using any object. It's over at www.e-budo.com

paw 02-05-2003 11:18 AM

That would be the Amazing Randi offering the $$$, right?

For those interested, you can get application information here

Regards,

Paul

aikidoc 02-08-2003 07:52 PM

If you notice the timing on the one video the guy in the center starts falling before the "technique". My BS detector went into orbit. I also noticed one attacker did not fall down and the guy pushed him down-oops. Forgot is cue card.

Perhaps there is merit: halitosis, garlic, nasty teeth, or bean aura.

Perhaps we should have a redbuttbeano.com. After a hard night of bean burritos as the attacker runs your turn tail-well need I say more.

Williamross77 02-09-2003 02:46 AM

OK
 
I CAN SEE IT NOW...

THESE GUYS IN SOUTH EAST AUSTRALIA GET THE BRIGHT IDEA TO PUT AN ADD IN THE PAPER...

"LEARN THE MOST PHENOMINAL ART, KILL WITH KI!"

HE HEE! OK GUYS THEY SHOW UP WITH THE 1000$ AND WE TELL THEM TO FOCUS THEIR MUMBO JUMBO AND EXTEND THEIR HERANGOUS, THEN WE ALL FALL DOWN. WE'LL BE RICH!

FOUR MONTHS LATTER A GRADUATE OF THEIR ESTEMED PROGRAM IS BEING HELD UP AT GUN POINT IN A NEY YORK ALLY...

THE FUNERAL IS ON MONDAY, I HATE MONDAYS...

Williamross77 02-09-2003 02:47 AM

OH YEAH I FORGOT..

"WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!!"

Williamross77 02-09-2003 02:50 AM

IN BALI ,

YELLOW BAMBOO IS LIKE YELLOW SNOW IN ALASKA!

Heckler2 02-09-2003 10:28 AM

Uh, these guys need professional help...

This can be a very good business, there are a lot of stupid people around the world.

By the way, the website is almost unreadable because the background, i had to select the text on it... are they trying to hypnotize me? :confused: :D

Mark Burns 02-23-2003 09:56 PM

wow! free mony and power! and all it costs is my soul! cough! cough! CULT!


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