is aikido in the work place wrong?
 

hi guys ...
knowing my evil ways you may have noticed that i only poke the patients! ...
as a moral question ... would it be totally worng for me to practise a small amount of aikido on the patients?
you know ...
a little light nikkyo here ...
a sankyo there ...
and pretend im helping them with physio??
would that be so wrong??? WOULD IT???
i mean I already practice bokken work with the porter ....
....
(ok ... we play starwars with mops) ...
but could I not just be VERY careful???
:p :D :p

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 

Only if they attack you first. :)

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now wheres the fun in that?

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Just ask them to grab your wrist. ;)

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Or pull your finger. No sorry wrong trick. :p :p :p

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I thought that was only for the really big ones.

And.. I think it's ok to practice at work, if you first yell something like "He's heading right for me!" and claim you were attacked first. Just remember to properly dispose of all witnesses.

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Wear a ninja mask so nobody knows who you are.

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Yonkyo? No no no, I was checking his pulse honest! :p

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"He's heading right for me!" If that was in reference to the skecth on south park where they are hunting then its hillarious. dam i love that show

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don't you have a dpt of autopsy?
go there, and try every technique, you would also have the chance to try the limits of nikkyo or sankyo...and you could find out how long you can pin uke!!! in ikkyo or yonkyo until you get bored :)

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If riga mortis has set in, you can practice on a 'fully resistant' uke ;)

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said my friend John Murray.

Thanks for reminding the good people on the web that it's true that 'all the nuts roll down to Florida'.

Emma - thanks for asking a question whose answers proved to me there are sicker minds than mine out there!!!

dave

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 

You daaaaamn right. ;)

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Emma: have you noticed that you are posting with your first and last name here???

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Remind me to try and avoid being admitted to Dorchester Hospital?! :dead:

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Is Emma Mason a physical therapist, a pain management specialist or maybe activities director? :p

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But what if they tap out? Do you dare let them up?

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No way! :eek: :(

Have you seen "Dawn of the Dead"?! :dead: evileyes

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maybe i shouldhave posted in the annonomous sections?

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Emma,

I was trying to sound friendly when I said I would like to meet you, not creepy drooly gropey.

One does poorly to anger aiki women!

dave

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Dude, you have no idea. evileyes

Emma is not one to be trifled with; she trifles back. ;)

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If I ever get the chance to go to the UK, :)

Ill be sure to add being admitted to your hospital in my itinerary... I would soooooooooo love to be your patient! :uch:

hmmm... that made me think.... "Get admitted now, and get a free session in Aikido!" more hospitals should have this! :p

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Better train harder Emma. It looks like your future patients may be able to fight back. :p

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men in hospital gowns!!!! HA .... YOU NO FRIGHTEN ME!

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you guys are all crazy! :p