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emma.mason15 06-20-2006 04:28 PM

is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
hi guys ...
knowing my evil ways you may have noticed that i only poke the patients! ...
as a moral question ... would it be totally worng for me to practise a small amount of aikido on the patients?
you know ...
a little light nikkyo here ...
a sankyo there ...
and pretend im helping them with physio??
would that be so wrong??? WOULD IT???
i mean I already practice bokken work with the porter ....
....
(ok ... we play starwars with mops) ...
but could I not just be VERY careful???
:p :D :p

dps 06-20-2006 05:35 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Only if they attack you first. :)

emma.mason15 06-20-2006 06:37 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

David Skaggs wrote:
Only if they attack you first. :)

now wheres the fun in that?

Jerry Miller 06-20-2006 10:23 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Just ask them to grab your wrist. ;)

dps 06-21-2006 07:08 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Or pull your finger. No sorry wrong trick. :p :p :p

maynard 06-21-2006 09:51 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

Or pull your finger. No sorry wrong trick.
I thought that was only for the really big ones.

And.. I think it's ok to practice at work, if you first yell something like "He's heading right for me!" and claim you were attacked first. Just remember to properly dispose of all witnesses.

dps 06-21-2006 04:09 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Wear a ninja mask so nobody knows who you are.

Lee Mulgrew 06-22-2006 02:13 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Yonkyo? No no no, I was checking his pulse honest! :p

Steve Mullen 06-22-2006 02:35 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
"He's heading right for me!" If that was in reference to the skecth on south park where they are hunting then its hillarious. dam i love that show

kocakb 06-22-2006 03:12 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
don't you have a dpt of autopsy?
go there, and try every technique, you would also have the chance to try the limits of nikkyo or sankyo...and you could find out how long you can pin uke!!! in ikkyo or yonkyo until you get bored :)

Mark Freeman 06-22-2006 03:28 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

Bülent Koçak wrote:
don't you have a dpt of autopsy?
go there, and try every technique, you would also have the chance to try the limits of nikkyo or sankyo...and you could find out how long you can pin uke!!! in ikkyo or yonkyo until you get bored :)

If riga mortis has set in, you can practice on a 'fully resistant' uke ;)

billybob 06-22-2006 12:58 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

And.. I think it's ok to practice at work, if you first yell something like "He's heading right for me!" and claim you were attacked first. Just remember to properly dispose of all witnesses.
said my friend John Murray.

Thanks for reminding the good people on the web that it's true that 'all the nuts roll down to Florida'.

Emma - thanks for asking a question whose answers proved to me there are sicker minds than mine out there!!!

dave

James Davis 06-22-2006 03:19 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

David Knowlton wrote:

Thanks for reminding the good people on the web that it's true that 'all the nuts roll down to Florida'.


dave

You daaaaamn right. ;)

Lucy Smith 06-22-2006 04:38 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Emma: have you noticed that you are posting with your first and last name here???

AESBird 06-23-2006 07:46 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Remind me to try and avoid being admitted to Dorchester Hospital?! :dead:

dps 06-23-2006 07:50 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Is Emma Mason a physical therapist, a pain management specialist or maybe activities director? :p

dan guthrie 06-23-2006 08:02 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

Mark Freeman wrote:
If riga mortis has set in, you can practice on a 'fully resistant' uke ;)

But what if they tap out? Do you dare let them up?

James Davis 06-23-2006 11:05 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

Dan Guthrie wrote:
But what if they tap out? Do you dare let them up?

No way! :eek: :(

Have you seen "Dawn of the Dead"?! :dead: evileyes

emma.mason15 06-26-2006 05:03 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
maybe i shouldhave posted in the annonomous sections?

billybob 06-27-2006 10:12 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Emma,

I was trying to sound friendly when I said I would like to meet you, not creepy drooly gropey.

One does poorly to anger aiki women!

dave

James Davis 06-27-2006 03:43 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Quote:

David Knowlton wrote:
One does poorly to anger aiki women!

Dude, you have no idea. evileyes

Emma is not one to be trifled with; she trifles back. ;)

shadowedge 06-28-2006 05:06 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
If I ever get the chance to go to the UK, :)

Ill be sure to add being admitted to your hospital in my itinerary... I would soooooooooo love to be your patient! :uch:

hmmm... that made me think.... "Get admitted now, and get a free session in Aikido!" more hospitals should have this! :p

dps 06-28-2006 05:10 AM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
Better train harder Emma. It looks like your future patients may be able to fight back. :p

emma.mason15 07-02-2006 04:18 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
men in hospital gowns!!!! HA .... YOU NO FRIGHTEN ME!

Jess McDonald 07-02-2006 06:29 PM

Re: is aikido in the work place wrong?
 
you guys are all crazy! :p


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