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ninjaray 11-17-2009 02:04 PM

how do i delete my fucking account
 
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

thisisnotreal 11-17-2009 02:16 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
good first try!

(ask akiy via PM... )

Keith Larman 11-17-2009 02:28 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
Classy...

lbb 11-17-2009 02:55 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
Wait, you can get an account for that?

Kevin Leavitt 11-17-2009 02:56 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
lol..i was wondering the same thing Mary!

Keith Larman 11-17-2009 03:23 PM

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Quote:

Mary Malmros wrote: (Post 245769)
Wait, you can get an account for that?

No wonder I keep getting turned down.... Wrong account...

ninjaqutie 11-17-2009 04:01 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
His first post is how to delete his account? Interesting.

Marc Abrams 11-17-2009 04:15 PM

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I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......:D

Marc Abrams

Keith Larman 11-17-2009 04:50 PM

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Quote:

Marc Abrams wrote: (Post 245777)
I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......:D

Marc Abrams

Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

David Maidment 11-17-2009 05:46 PM

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Quote:

Keith Larman wrote: (Post 245780)
Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Facts:
  1. Ninjas are mammals.
  2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Demetrio Cereijo 11-17-2009 06:06 PM

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Quote:

Jason Ray wrote: (Post 245764)
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

Get a frisbee.

Rob Watson 11-17-2009 06:54 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
The aikido way is to avoid opening an account in the first place.

Darryl Cowens 11-17-2009 07:12 PM

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Quote:

Keith Larman wrote: (Post 245780)
Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Yes... but they do it silently ;)

Keith Larman 11-17-2009 07:27 PM

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Quote:

Darryl Cowens wrote: (Post 245785)
Yes... but they do it silently ;)

Yeah -- you'd think a real ninja would just quietly vanish leaving no trace.

Kevin Leavitt 11-17-2009 07:38 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

Thomas Campbell 11-17-2009 07:55 PM

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Kevin Leavitt wrote: (Post 245791)
There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

There are in Seattle:

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911...sp?source=mypi

Police: Drunk 'ninja' impaled on First Hill fence post

A drunk man believing himself to be a ninja drew the help of Seattle police and aid crews late Monday after impaling himself on a First Hill fence post, a police spokesperson said.

The man's ninja skills, it seems, were bested by the 4- to 5-foot-tall fence he attempted to vault, according to the police statement. He ended up stuck on a spike atop the fence in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue.

After an officer in the area heard the man's screams and located him at about 11:15 p.m., Seattle Fire Department personnel were able to free the man. They took him to Harborview Medical Center, where officers attempted to ascertain exactly what the would-be silent assassin was up to.

"The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4'-5' fence," the police spokesman said in a statement. "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol."

Keith Larman 11-17-2009 08:21 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
An oldie, but a goodie...

Disgruntled Ninja

gdandscompserv 11-17-2009 08:36 PM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
So Jun does have a sense of humor.:cool:

Shannon Frye 11-17-2009 08:39 PM

Re: how do i delete my account
 
We could always go start trouble over on NINJAWEB. I can't delete my account over there!!!:D

Erick Mead 11-18-2009 06:56 AM

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Quote:

Kevin Leavitt wrote: (Post 245791)
There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.

QED:D

Patrick Hutchinson 11-18-2009 07:09 AM

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It's absurd and naive to think that you can talk about closing your fucking account without first demonstrating spiral windings and use of the dantien, or at least mentioning the Three Tenors of Aiki.

Shannon Frye 11-18-2009 08:03 AM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
Have you tried :

UP - DOWN - UP - DOWN

LEFT - RIGHT - LEFT - RIGHT
A- B - A - B

????:D

Kevin Leavitt 11-18-2009 09:37 AM

Re: how do i delete my fucking account
 
Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

Keith Larman 11-18-2009 09:55 AM

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Quote:

Kevin Leavitt wrote: (Post 245823)
Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

Generally the square tsuba on his straight sword worn on his back rather than through his obi is the dead giveaway.

RED 11-18-2009 11:06 AM

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I'm a ninja!


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