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Ulises Garcia 06-03-2005 01:01 PM

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Dustin Acuff wrote:
LOL! I would have to say Judo or JuJitsu would be the Dark Side. Hmm...Yoda = O Sensei and Kano Sensei = Darth Sidious?????

Mmmh, that IS interesting. O-Sensei was real short and had a long beard, while Yoda wasn't exactly a giant and he bore serious side burns...mmmh LOL! :D

Ok, just to stay in thread:

?.- All other dance studios were full. ;)

Keith_k 06-03-2005 01:34 PM

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So I practice hapkido... does that make me an evil Sith Lord?
Cool! You can call me Darth Tweekum. Can't wait till they teach to choke by telekinesis and shoot lightning.

Eric Webber 06-03-2005 02:00 PM

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2. Target shooting, motorcycles, and working at a prison just weren't exciting enough, I had to push the envelope and start running around in a skirt and pajamas.

Master_Zwiefte 06-04-2005 06:32 AM

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because defending yourselves with pain is more fun. especially because aikido doesnt leave things behind, only a bit red skin.
because my friends are giving me the nickname "the psychopate", and each they call me that people are looking :)

ad_adrian 06-06-2005 07:42 AM

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cause steven seagal does aikido:P and he looks hell as good

Ulises Garcia 06-06-2005 01:10 PM

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Because of the (very respectfully) wonderful babes of Aikido. There is something about a girl who could kick my @$$... ;)

MaryKaye 06-06-2005 02:48 PM

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'Cause we have Intro classes full of cute college guys, and when sensei calls me up and says "This is what you can do with a bit more experience" and tosses me around like a rag doll, I *love* the expressions on their faces. Hot damn.

Also because one of the cute college guys said, "You're a lot stronger than you look" and no one has *ever* said that to me before. (I didn't tell him I was moving from my center rather than using upper body strength. Why spoil the moment?)

Mary Kaye

Jeanne Shepard 06-06-2005 07:17 PM

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Ulises Garcia wrote:
Because of the (very respectfully) wonderful babes of Aikido. There is something about a girl who could kick my @$$... ;)



Now this, I could like...

Jeanne :p

Ulises Garcia 06-08-2005 06:30 PM

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Ulises Garcia wrote:
Because of the (very respectfully) wonderful babes of Aikido. There is something about a girl who could kick my @$$... ;)

It feels odd quoting myself. Anyhow, a few days ago I bumped into what I consider to be one sexy demonstration of Ryotetori-Ikkyo (and by this I mean no disrespect to Ms. Rachelle Nono). I just love how the side opening of her hakama is kinda revealing. :drool:

This is an animated gif, but it is also a smaller version. The larger size (and much clearer one) is at:

http://aikido-world.com/highlights/t...ori-Ikkyo1.htm

Cheers, ;)

U.

samurai_kenshin 06-30-2005 10:38 PM

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because you felt like it...DUH!
But really, I just thought it looked cool...and my g/f thinks I look sexy in a gi...but that's a minor reason.

Jiawei 07-01-2005 05:14 AM

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Beautiful art form, graceful moves, self defence and a sense of health...hee

emma.mason15 07-09-2005 02:00 PM

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because u want your karate instructor boyfriend to be surprised when he next attacks you for fun! lol

aikigirl10 07-09-2005 02:15 PM

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# 1 .... I was an eight year old kid who thought "karate" was cool

samurai_kenshin 07-10-2005 01:55 AM

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^^ Hahahahaha!

RebeccaM 07-10-2005 05:28 PM

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It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Tubig 07-10-2005 07:01 PM

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An aikido guy whooped my ass in a fight. :confused:

samurai_kenshin 07-10-2005 10:01 PM

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Cromwell Salvatera wrote:
An aikido guy whooped my ass in a fight. :confused:

Classic!!!

Yoda Quote:
Luke:" Is the dark side stronger?"
Yoda: "No"

Hence: Aikido stronger than Hapkido!!!

Dirk Hanss 07-13-2005 04:28 AM

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The SM studio was too expensive and I could not tell, when my family asked where I wanted to go.

Now aikido is cheaper, I can talk about freely, and the fun is the same ;)

Dirk

beanchild 07-15-2005 10:13 AM

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i joined because it is art in motion. & it feels good. even the pain. sometimes especially the pain.

...i stay because i want to be a jedi. & for the "secret ninja techniques" :D

emma.mason15 07-20-2005 01:37 PM

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I only went in to ask where the bathroom was .... now sensei knows where I live and would hunt me down like a dog and drag me back by by hair ..... lol

Kerry Monument 07-22-2005 04:17 PM

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To learn to hit people with large planets, read it some where in a book thought it was a cool description of aikido!!

Ulises Garcia 07-22-2005 04:57 PM

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Kerry Monument wrote:
To learn to hit people with large planets, read it some where in a book thought it was a cool description of aikido!!

Wow! That brings a whole new meaning to "being one with the Universe". LOL! :D

-U-

lewpearson 07-22-2005 04:59 PM

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...Because when I leave work and enter the dojo....the world disappears...

Shahryn 07-22-2005 09:52 PM

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If Mel Brooks did "Robin Hood - Men in Tights", do you think he might agree to do "Aikido - Men in Skirts"? I would volunteer for a role in the movie. Anyone else want to join me?

Dirk Hanss 07-23-2005 05:42 AM

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Shahryn Azmi wrote:
If Mel Brooks did "Robin Hood - Men in Tights", do you think he might agree to do "Aikido - Men in Skirts"? I would volunteer for a role in the movie. Anyone else want to join me?

MEE. please :cool: :) :p ;)

Dirk


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