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Steve Mullen 11-03-2005 08:58 AM

Aikido on Computers
 
Does anyone know of any aikido techniques that are effective on computers because today, mine, is pretty much begging for a pounding, whoever said computers aren't alive and can't hate you were basicly not telling the truth :grr: :grr: :mad: :mad: :crazy: :crazy:

James Davis 11-03-2005 10:36 AM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
Computers don't know how to breakfall. ;)

j0nharris 11-03-2005 11:18 AM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
Try the ol' verbal atemi:
Quote:

Your CPU can be replaced, ya know... .
Maybe have someone bring in a sleek new laptop & let it see you running your fingers lovingly over the keyboard. :D

merlynn 11-03-2005 12:57 PM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
Quote:

Steve Mullen wrote:
Does anyone know of any aikido techniques that are effective on computers because today, mine, is pretty much begging for a pounding, whoever said computers aren't alive and can't hate you were basicly not telling the truth :grr: :grr: :mad: :mad: :crazy: :crazy:

i find that practicing the 31 jo kata on my pc always works :p dagnamit mine always crashes :grr: evileyes computers are evil machines sent to try us :crazy:

Robert Jackson 11-03-2005 01:37 PM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
I don't know about Aikido but I do keep a sledge hammer by my desk... It keeps the computer in line...

tony cameron 11-03-2005 01:57 PM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
try performing a palm strike to the Ki board (insert audience laughter here;)
hehe.

Steve Mullen 11-04-2005 04:04 AM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
Quote:

Tony Cameron wrote:
try performing a palm strike to the Ki board.

:yuck: that was bad :D

[quote=j0nharris]Maybe have someone bring in a sleek new laptop & let it see you running your fingers lovingly over the keyboard.

:D now that might work, we do have a sexy little notebook around here somewhere that i've seen my computer looking at a few times.

Drew Scott 11-04-2005 11:12 AM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
Sumi-Otoshi. I've found the "corner drop" to be particularly effective on notebooks, but it can take the fight out of all manner of electronics. Rather permanent though.

--Drew

Ulises Garcia 11-04-2005 01:08 PM

Re: Aikido on Computers
 
Quote:

Tony Cameron wrote:
try performing a palm strike to the Ki board (insert audience laughter here;)
hehe.

I figure that could work, unless the computer had Aikido3D installed in it, then it coud Kotegaeshi the ki-board striker across the room (or not...) :D

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