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wmreed 03-21-2006 08:12 PM

Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Well, I was reading the puns thread and it made me think of a rhyming riddle called a hinky pinky. Anyone heard of these? The rules are simple: the ANSWER must be two rhyming words, both of which have the same number of syllables. Two one-syllable words are a hink pink, two two-syllable words are a hinky pinky, and two three-syllable words are a hinkety pinkety.

The clue should hint at the answer, without giving too much away. So...
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What is a hink pink for the sound made by a high breakfall?


A mat splat!
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What is a hink pink for a staff take-away?


A jo throw!
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What is a hinky pinky for the knee walking practiced by a spanish millionaire?


A rico shikko!
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What is a hinkety pinkety for adventuring on your knees?


A suwari safari!
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Feel free to join in anytime!

kaishaku 03-21-2006 11:06 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Hink pink for a donated uniform?


Free gi.


What's a hinky pinky for a coin with a picture of a training sword on it?


Bokken token.

Steve Mullen 03-22-2006 03:14 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
hinkety pinkety for the rear of ones pleated trousers

backama hakama

ajbarron 03-22-2006 07:39 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
I'm embarrassed and shocked in that this forum would stoop so low as to start a thread based upon a childish game of rhyme such as hinky pinky.

I am seriously considering canceling my subscription.


What is a honky pink for a poorly executed basic move ?

Ikey ikkyo

What is a technique that one couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a serious sankyo

What is a hinky pinky for a move you might try to resist ?

A heavenly henkawaza

What is a hinky pinky for ... "you thought you had me?"

a competent kaeshiwaza

kaishaku 03-22-2006 07:54 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
They're supposed to rhyme :confused:

NixNa 03-22-2006 08:18 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Haha yea u need to get them to rhyme.. lol !

wmreed 03-22-2006 08:38 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Hm, they may be "childish," but they're not always simple. ;)


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What is a hinnk pink for a uniform worn by a 2 year old?


A wee gi!

akiy 03-22-2006 10:54 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Hi folks,

Just thought I'd point out that I just implemented the new "spoiler" tag which may be useful in threads like this. More details on the tag can be found here:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10042

To show off how the tag would work:

What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?

[spoiler]Dojo mojo![/spoiler]
Enjoy!

-- Jun

wmreed 03-22-2006 02:02 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Thanks for sharing that, Jun!

What is a hink pink for the spoiler tag?

[spoiler]A cool tool![/spoiler]

Mark Freeman 03-22-2006 04:26 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Quote:

Jun Akiyama wrote:
What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?
[spoiler]Dojo mojo![/spoiler]
-- Jun

What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
[spoiler] Mojo dojo [/spoiler]

wmreed 03-22-2006 07:11 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Mark, did you mean a [spoiler]dojo "gogo"?[/spoiler]

wmreed 03-22-2006 07:16 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
All right, this is even worse than the others. But it's four syllables!

What is a hinkadinky pinkadinky for a aikido student with no money?


[spoiler]I'm-a-broke-a aikidoka! :( [/spoiler]

rtist 03-22-2006 09:56 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
What's a hinky pinky for a practice sword that is on fire?

[spoiler] smokin' bokken [/spoiler]

emma.mason15 03-23-2006 05:40 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
whats the hinky of the oldest person in gi?
[spoiler] dogi fogi! :)[/spoiler]

James Davis 03-23-2006 10:18 AM

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What's the hinky pinky for when Sensei is in the mood to work with the jo all night?

[spoiler]A lot o' kata.[/spoiler] :)

merlynn 03-23-2006 12:35 PM

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hinky pinky [spoiler] my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training[/spoiler]

wmreed 03-23-2006 12:47 PM

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Quote:

Karen Dodsworth wrote:
hinky pinky [spoiler] my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training[/spoiler]

What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
[spoiler]A stinky pinky![/spoiler]

merlynn 03-23-2006 01:07 PM

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Quote:

William M. Reed wrote:
What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
[spoiler]A stinky pinky![/spoiler]

what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him :grr:
[spoiler] a brokken bokken[/spoiler] lol i love ya really :D

wmreed 03-23-2006 01:55 PM

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LOL :D

Quote:

Karen Dodsworth wrote:
what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him :grr:
[spoiler] a brokken bokken[/spoiler] lol i love ya really :D


merlynn 03-23-2006 02:46 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
Quote:

Mark Freeman wrote:
What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
[spoiler] Mojo dojo [/spoiler]

or if your a power puff girls fan whats the name of the monkey[spoiler] mojo jojo[/spoiler]

rtist 03-23-2006 08:18 PM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
What is a hinky pinky for sweets for a third-degree black belt?

[spoiler] Sandan bon-bon [/spoiler]

emma.mason15 03-24-2006 04:32 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
whats the hinky pinky for the karate god?
[spoiler] Chuck Norris ......[/spoiler]
... hmmmm :confused: :rolleyes: :D

Steve Mullen 03-24-2006 04:37 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
it doesn't work, but who cares, chuck norris is my god, and he will roundhouse kick any non-believers into oblivion

emma.mason15 03-24-2006 04:44 AM

Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
 
yeah .,... well ... he aint my god .... hes my dad ..... so there!!!! ;)

merlynn 03-24-2006 07:04 AM

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ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
[spoiler] a tandori randori[/spoiler] :disgust: :disgust: :rolleyes:


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