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emma.mason15 03-07-2006 03:50 AM

Aikidoka Dating site
 
just a thought .,.. i think we should have a lonely hearts ... (I wont add expensive costs .. it will be outside the McDojo)
so what would your colum be?
:D

Nick Simpson 03-07-2006 05:33 AM

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If I was single I'd SO be snapped up ;)

Amelia Smith 03-07-2006 06:17 AM

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I think an aikidoka dating site would be great.

Dirk Hanss 03-07-2006 07:03 AM

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1.) Aikidoka might be single, but their hearts are not lonely
2.) Randori is (like) sex ...
3.) Aikido dating means finding a dojo in vacation or on public holidays?
3.) Aikido breeding: female shodo-thug + male Iwama-ryu = many superbe little aikikai, yoseikan yoshinkan aikidoka? Wonderful idea !!


Dirk

Bridge 03-07-2006 07:35 AM

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I'm not single but as an idea:

"Aikidoka seeks Aikidoka of any style for a fling and possibly a tumble (or ten)."

pezalinski 03-07-2006 08:20 AM

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I can just see it... Aikidoka romantic greeting cards:
"I'm tenkan about you"

Bridge 03-07-2006 08:49 AM

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Quote:

Peter Zalinski wrote:
I can just see it... Aikidoka romantic greeting cards:
"I'm tenkan about you"

How's about

"I'm just head over heels!"

Mato-san 03-07-2006 09:05 AM

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My wife would be very upset as already jealous of my love for aikido, but to find aikido loving partners, well. I dont even want to go there.

Michael Hackett 03-07-2006 09:10 AM

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There's always the lame "I'd fall for you" and "Ukemi, Kid". OK, OK, after that I will promptly do something painful to teach myself a lesson.

merlynn 03-07-2006 03:37 PM

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i would bend over backwards, to meet the aikidoka male of my dreams. mmmmmmmmmm randori or 2 may be concidered:D

Michael O'Brien 03-07-2006 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Karen Dodsworth wrote:
i would bend over backwards, to meet the aikidoka male of my dreams. mmmmmmmmmm randori or 2 may be concidered:D

Looking for that 'the more the merrier' relationship there Karen? :D

Ketsan 03-07-2006 06:35 PM

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Would your partner not feel that you were always avoiding them? :D

Hogan 03-07-2006 07:46 PM

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Quote:

Karen Dodsworth wrote:
i would bend over backwards, to meet the aikidoka male of my dreams. mmmmmmmmmm randori or 2 may be concidered:D

I'm, uh.... gonna' be in England in Nov.... Soooooooooo... (in the best of Homer Simpson's whispers).... 'calll meeeee'....



;)

emma.mason15 03-07-2006 10:19 PM

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lol ... u fools! .. ur all mad .... MAD I SAY!
what I was thinking is someink like this

"Female aikidoka seeks male for fun and throws... possibly more. 24yr old sadist needs new plaything for amusement. please ring on .. blaj blah blah"

dya think id get many responces?

merlynn 03-08-2006 03:05 AM

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Quote:

John Hogan wrote:
I'm, uh.... gonna' be in England in Nov.... Soooooooooo... (in the best of Homer Simpson's whispers).... 'calll meeeee'....



;)

lol well lone pine ryu will welcome you if training is on your mind hun ;)

happysod 03-08-2006 05:06 AM

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I've yet to read a more horrendous and perfectly silly idea! It's amateur sites like this that brings the whole aikido breeding program into question.

With all due respect to Dirk, you just don't do such cross-breeding without a thorough check of both the dam and the sire, lineage is all-important when breeding aikidoka.

For example, I recently had to rescue two poor little aikidoka cubs who were being misused as door security, while their dam had indeed being a pure pit-bull shodothug, their sire was a cute lap-kidoka (long haired, beautiful mane and very graceful).

You must fit form to function and I always insist that feral aikidoka should be neutered, we have too many mongrel aikido-dojos springing up and no-one's willing to take responsibility!

Jory Boling 03-08-2006 05:28 AM

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sounds like you needed to take them to the dogi pound.

Mark Freeman 03-08-2006 05:39 AM

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Quote:

Jory Boling wrote:
sounds like you needed to take them to the dogi pound.

Ha! Ian, your aikigenics do not go un-challenged :cool:

j0nharris 03-08-2006 07:00 AM

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Quote:

Mark Freeman wrote:
Ha! Ian, your aikigenics do not go un-challenged

For some reason that made the name L Ron Sensei, founder of Aiki-tology, pop into my head... .
I sense a whole 'nuther thread there.

Mark Freeman 03-08-2006 07:14 AM

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Quote:

Jon Harris wrote:
For some reason that made the name L Ron Sensei, founder of Aiki-tology, pop into my head... .
I sense a whole 'nuther thread there.

I can sense a stampede of hollywood's finest, tripping over themselves to get into the latest 'new thing', it's not that I'm cynical :rolleyes:

emma.mason15 03-08-2006 04:40 PM

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hee hee hee

Perry Bell 03-08-2006 06:47 PM

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Quote:

Bridget Chung wrote:
I'm not single but as an idea:

"Aikidoka seeks Aikidoka of any style for a fling and possibly a tumble (or ten)."


lol rolf :)

jducusin 03-08-2006 10:55 PM

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It would be what I've always had here on AikiWeb under the "Biography" section of my user profile:

Single Asian Female, Non-Smoker, Seeking Pliable Ukes to Chuck Around --- I mean, "Blend" With --- For a Good, Sweaty and Fun Time.

merlynn 03-09-2006 06:57 AM

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so so looking female aikidoka seeks male aikidoka, he must be able to blend well,as good movement is essential

batemanb 03-09-2006 07:36 AM

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too many double entendre's here, Jun will throw me off the site......


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