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dory's diary Blog Tools Rating: Rate This Blog
Creation Date: 06-29-2005 12:43 PM
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a true description of my thoughts (and pain threshold)
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Status: Public
Entries: 29
Comments: 18
Views: 31,853

Entries for the Month of September 2005

In General Dorys Shame Entry Tools Rate This Entry
  #19 New 09-28-2005 07:29 PM
ohhhhhh deeeeearrrrr me ...
dory is in digrace!
.... I have argued with sensei! ... (who here must from now on be referred to as his exulted royal benevolant mericiful demi-god formally known as sensei) .....
(shusssssh I know its shameless creeping!!!)
I have been sent off the mats!
...
ur shocked I can tell ....
I was running through the grading stuff with a lovely young lad (we wont use his name ... its unfair!!!)
and we're doing all right ... bearing in mind my left arm sitll isnt very strong and is still very painful at times! (im still on drugs!!!!!)
and it comes to the hip throw ...
now for reasons of my own I refused to be uke for this ...
and ... had heap big .... "no" session with his exulted royal benevolant mericiful demi-god formally known as sensei ....
im getting quite heated now ... and hes not looking so happy either ..... resulting in ultimatum ... and me stoming off mats!!!
I KNOW (before you say another word!) .... I KNOW!
.... so .... for those in the know ... and of course his exulted royal benevolant mericiful demi-god formally known as sensei ... I apologise! ... and Im sorry ....
But on lighter note ... managed did said technique in the end!
ANNNNND .....
his exulted royal benevolant mericiful demi-god formally known as sensei has kindly added a beautiful bruise on my wrist mapping my pressure point nicely for the other aikidoka !!!!
THANK YOUhis exulted royal benevolant mericiful demi-god formally known as sensei THANK YOU I!!! ...More Read More
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In General grading syllubus .... take two Entry Tools Rate This Entry
  #18 New 09-21-2005 10:38 PM
ok ... so ... me and sensei ....
staring each other down on the mats .... no one else around ,.... grading syllubus .... (now the last time i went through this ... i ended up with busted shoulder ... so am a little reluctant)

ok ... i run through all the pins fine ....
my throws need some more ... finess to them ...
and well ... my jo and bokken stuff leave a lot tobe desired! ...
so ... the question is .... come october .... will i grade????
<watch this space dory fans!>
anyways ... im off!
take ye care!
em x
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In General Dory gets floored! Entry Tools Rate This Entry
  #17 New 09-19-2005 05:01 AM
ohhhhh miiiiii god!
im beyonde tireed now ...
was full of energy when I left work this morning .... (night shifts ya know)
so bounded up to the dojo in HIGH spirits ... only to be greeted with breakfalling .... Ikkyo ... and nikkyo ....
(dontcha love sensei!)
Then ..... pressure points! .... just on me ....
and have you ever been pinned to floor by hand wiv a big toe???
have you ??? HUH??? HUH??? HUH???
weirdness isnt the word!
just take it from me .....
so take ye care .... and speak laters!
Em
x
(aka DORYYYYYYY)
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In General The Day Dory Came to Play! Entry Tools Rate This Entry
  #16 New 09-16-2005 05:39 AM
muuhwhwhahahahahahahahahaha .... Today I got to kick junior butt!
lmao ....( Im well 'Ard!)
bless their little cottons and looks of absolute terror ....
so theres the senior and junior class .... sensei has just finished taking us through warm ups .... looks around and says .... "Dory .... (as that is what he always calls me) ... You take the juniors through their grading syllubus ...."
ohhhh the looks on these 11 yr old faces .... (especially as I know their parents!)
Im watchin many a fiiiiine Ikkyo ... fabulous ... then I get a shout
"Dory .... Grab my wrist!" ....
who am i to resist ... charging across dojo ... towards senseis out stretched arm ...
wallop ... Ikkyo ....
"but ... if dory gets up .... you can change them ... dory grab my wrist"
(me groaning!)
wallop ... wince ... ikkyo .... nikkyo .... sankyo ... yonkyo ... gokyo ....
ohhhhh the immense pain ... of droppping to knee ... getting up ... tiptoes ... back to floor! ....
then ... just to show off ... nikkyo with bokken (I confess I dont know if theres a more technical term for that!) ....
and thats just plain WRONG!!!!
the juniors loved it though .... little monkeys!
so an uneventful but cool evening class ..... hurahh!!!!
take ye care ....
The One The Only UKEDORY!!!
(aka Em x)
:P
Views: 399


In General Sensei Baiting Entry Tools Rate This Entry
  #15 New 09-12-2005 04:00 PM
ok ... i was right .... jennie is trouble ... the girl is a wafer .... i mean ... i call her twiggy .... grabbing her wrist makes my stomach twist .... its like grabbing a chicken leg ..... lol
so NIKKYO ... (no i havent missed it that much at all!) ...
and Jennie shows a new sadistic tendancy .... it appears she has a natural "gift" .... to really wallop nikko on ... drop to ur knee! ... i nearly dropped through the floor! ..... i tell ya tapping out wasnt the word! ..... so if my writhing agony wasnt enough .... she THEN said ...
"ohhhhh could you show me that again ..... just so I know what I'm doing!"
sensei was more than happy to oblige ..... and ukedory (me) ... wanted to cry ..... yes ... i admitt it ...
BUT I shall have my revenge .... mwahahahahahahha ...
seriously though ... im loving being back on the mats ... and i have missed it ...
but not as much as you've missed my diary!
take ye care my luvvers!
em (aka dory) xxx
Views: 416 | Comments: 1


In General that old familiar pain! Entry Tools Rate This Entry
  #14 New 09-12-2005 03:52 PM
ohhhh the joy .... the sheer rapture at feeling the mats beneath my .... face! .... lol .....
ohhh how much i have missed the wonderful amazing agony ... blessed be the art of aikido forever ....
ok enough ranting .. on with the honesty ....
IKKYO .... something nice and simple as my left shoulder is still not up to par ... so slow going today ...
took a friend .... i have a feeling Jennie will be trouble for me!
Sensei has missed me .... i can tell ... the familiar "roll" of the eyes told me all i needed to know! (which is that he has been LOVING the time off from my totally blonde moments)
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