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white rose
02-14-2006, 01:54 PM
As a good friend of Nicks and as he explains to you all what I'm trying to say when the monkeys take over.

Do people think Nick should do more training and just a little less chatting on Aiki-web.

He is going for his Shodan this year. ;)

Dajo251
02-14-2006, 01:59 PM
Being on aikiweb is training, its required that you spend at least an hour on here per day in order to be in my dojo, sensei even implanted little chips in out heads to moniter us...........

white rose
02-14-2006, 02:05 PM
Ah yes implanting chips. One way in which I can get him to do what he's told.

I'm safe at the moment as he is out. But I will feel his rage tomorrow. Ha,ha.

Nick Simpson
02-15-2006, 05:21 AM
Lol. Watch out boy, Im country and I'll shoot you down.

He is going for his Shodan this year.

Hmmm?

ian
02-15-2006, 08:18 AM
Good luck with your Shodan Nick.

I think the arguments on aikiweb is like a visualisation exercise for randori - you have to keep control of yourself in the weaving and winding threads as people try to batter you for no apparent reason ;)

Nick Simpson
02-15-2006, 08:23 AM
Thanks Sir :)

Mark Freeman
02-15-2006, 09:19 AM
Nick,

you must be quite flattered, a whole thread devoted to you!

how many posts do you think you will inspire?

cheers,
Mark

Nick Simpson
02-15-2006, 09:26 AM
Couple hundred? ;)

white rose
02-15-2006, 12:54 PM
Oh the boy has no shame :confused:

Ron Tisdale
02-15-2006, 12:58 PM
Ah, the rest of us are just jealous...

No thread for YOU!

Best,
The Thread Nazi...
:)

Don_Modesto
02-15-2006, 01:15 PM
Lol. Watch out boy, Im country and I'll shoot you down.

Country?! I thought that was Vice President...

'course, then again, maybe it's Maureen Dowd who doin' the shoot'n' down these days.

John (King John)
02-16-2006, 06:52 AM
How much time does Nick spend online would you say Sean? My guess would be, hmmm, 12 hours a day, perhaps 18. Is that a lot?

Cleetus
02-16-2006, 07:17 AM
Yeh, it not that now much. Anyway I can't really talk :P Hey Nick, you have a thread totally devoted to you whats next the Nick SImpson Fan Club.

white rose
02-16-2006, 11:04 AM
Are you going to be president cleetus. Oh yes and first lady :p

Cleetus
02-16-2006, 11:07 AM
nah i think tim wil be president.

white rose
02-16-2006, 11:19 AM
Hmm may be, or King John. I think he'd be wonderful in that role. He did hit Nick in the face last night, twice in the face yeah. Oh how I laughed :crazy:

Cleetus
02-16-2006, 11:28 AM
Wish I could have seen that. But there are so many contenders for the position of president of the Nick Simpson fan club. But I think you right though Big John would be the ideal person for it for so many reasons, or you could always fill the position if you want to.

white rose
02-16-2006, 11:34 AM
No thanks bud. I like the idea of others loving Nick and me doing things like bring Mr. Simpson to the publics attention as I'm his biggest uncover fan. Doh its out.

Matt Molloy
02-16-2006, 11:46 AM
But surely what people should be asking on this thread is,

"Is Nick Simpson effective on in a real life situation?"

That or let it turn into a "Nick Simpson vs...." thread.

Cheers,

Matt.

:D

John (King John)
02-16-2006, 12:31 PM
Yeah,
Nick Simpson v Mr. T
I pity the fool, I do I DO

Neil Mick
02-17-2006, 01:36 PM
1. All hail to Nick!!
2. Congrats, on your upcoming shodan!!!
3. Don't leave aikiweb! We barely knew ye!

Regards,
--Neil

P.S. who's Nick? And how come he doesn't argue politics? :D

Steve Mullen
02-19-2006, 04:19 PM
is nick simpson effective against an incredibly large number of pints of guinness? not if the ruby wedding was anything to go by, then again neither were any of us really.

we did find out that if you drink enough of the stuff you qualify for shares, we all now own 10% of the brewery

Nick Simpson
02-21-2006, 07:13 AM
'Oh the boy has no shame'

Clearly :)

Ah, the rest of us are just jealous...'

Obviously ;)

'How much time does Nick spend online would you say Sean?'

Its really more like 1 - 5 hours daily. Instead of TV :p

"Is Nick Simpson effective on in a real life situation?"

Im not touching that one with yours...


'Nick Simpson v Mr. T'

"If MR T catches that CHUMP NICK SIMPSON wearing his BINS, He WONT be liable for WHAT he does! FOOL!"

'Congrats, on your upcoming shodan!!!'

Thanks, but lets save the congratulations for if I pass eh? :p

'is nick simpson effective against an incredibly large number of pints of guinness?'

Pwned.

Come on people, only around another 180 posts needed to fulfill my large ego...

Mark Freeman
02-21-2006, 09:35 AM
I'll make it 179 :D

Steve Mullen
02-21-2006, 03:58 PM
pwned? what is this new language you speak in........ 178

Cleetus
02-21-2006, 04:01 PM
177

Nick Simpson
02-22-2006, 08:07 AM
'pwned? what is this new language you speak in'

l33t = Leet = ELITE.

Basically, you just swap letters for numbers and stuff. A = @ etc etc.

It's what nerds use while they play World Of Warcraft (insert whichever MMORPG is the 'best' at the mo) I first noticed the trend back in the Diablo 2 days...

Steve Mullen
02-23-2006, 06:57 AM
so what does PWNED mean? im not that bright, humour me

Cleetus
02-23-2006, 07:20 AM
even you should be able to figure it out mate.

Steve Mullen
02-23-2006, 07:32 AM
can someone just tell me

Cleetus
02-23-2006, 07:35 AM
At at guess i would say PWNED = OWNED

Steve Mullen
02-23-2006, 07:37 AM
but thats just a type error not anything to do with what nick said above?

Cleetus
02-23-2006, 07:39 AM
well BGS that is one possibility.

John (King John)
02-23-2006, 11:04 AM
but thats just a type error not anything to do with what nick said above?

Apologies for trying to be 'down' with the yoofs, but I did hear tell that it was indeed a typing error in the game
World of Warcraft aka WOW

Neil Mick
02-23-2006, 01:17 PM
For GOD'S SAKE!!! Someone...ANYONE...please, stop us all from posting those 180 extra posts before Nick Simpson's head explodes, from an excess of ego-stroking!!!

---N

P.S. oh, yeah...this is post 169, in the countdown, BTW... :)

John (King John)
02-23-2006, 03:34 PM
That could never happen, trust me on this.
Our beloved Nick's ego absolutely could not be stroked to an excessive degree.

Nick Simpson
02-23-2006, 04:07 PM
Theres always room for more stroking. Besides, I have the least ego out of anyone I know...

Well done John, with regards to the leet/WOW stuff.

Steve, Pwned does indeed mean Owned. It just sounds better.

Mark Freeman
02-23-2006, 05:46 PM
Steve, Pwned does indeed mean Owned. It just sounds better.

I'm way too old for this lark, next you'll be telling us that it should be doh ray me fa soh lah zed doh :(

Anyway how do you pronounce Pwn? Sorry to get all Lyn Truss on you guy's but there are standards to be kept around here :disgust:

harumph ;)
p.s 166 and counting :crazy:

Neil Mick
02-23-2006, 10:56 PM
zed doh :(

"zed?" I thought it was "tee..." must be something lost in the translation. :crazy:

Didn't you Brit's make a copyright on the word "tee?" ;)

Anyway how do you pronounce Pwn?

It's pronounced "Prawn," as in "I used to be great in World of Warcraft, but I got prawned by Nick."

p.s 166 and counting :crazy:

...165... :hypno:

Nick Simpson
02-24-2006, 12:26 PM
'Anyway how do you pronounce Pwn?'

I pronounce it like owned with a p at the front of it, so something like: 'Poned'. But thats just me.

John (King John)
02-26-2006, 07:57 AM
So Nick,

1/ Bruce Lee or Jet Li

2/ Pirate or Cowboy

3/ Kate Moss or Nigella Lawson

4/ Elvis or Sinatra

5/ Stones or Beatles

6/ Jo or Bokken

7/ Napoleon or Pedro

8/ Spiderman or Batman

These are things we need to know

white rose
02-26-2006, 08:22 AM
Well people. This is a turn up for the books.

This thread was created to, I'll be very blunt (not James Nick ha,ha) to slag Nick off. So can we please get back to the task at hand. :grr: :hypno:

Thank you

S.P. Cassidy

ps Its a very funny story, but nick aka is James Blunt and no its not because you're beautiful, you're beautiful its true.

Mark Freeman
02-26-2006, 09:40 AM
Didn't you Brit's make a copyright on the word "tee?" ;)


We did until you guys gate-crashed our party in Boston :p

John (King John)
02-26-2006, 12:07 PM
Sorry Sean. I assumed it was to celebrate Nick. We are lucky to be so privileged to know him. :blush:

Steve Mullen
02-27-2006, 03:00 AM
Bruce Lee, Cowboy, Kate Moss, Sinatra, Beatles, I suck equally with both of them, Napoleon, Batman all the way baby

Nick Simpson
02-28-2006, 05:48 AM
1/ Bruce Lee. (Though Jet Li is cool)

2/ Cowboy (tough one though, I do love Pirates. YAR!)

3/ Nigella Lawson (OH YEAH)

4/ Sinatra

5/ Stones

6/ Bokken

7/ Napoleon (GOSH)

8/ Spiderman (He has a sense of humor. And a fit wife)

Nick Simpson
02-28-2006, 05:49 AM
We are lucky to be so privileged to know him.

Listen to John, Sean.

Its a very funny story, but nick aka is James Blunt and no its not because you're beautiful, you're beautiful its true.

Sean, you own that pitiful attempt at an album, so, you know, dont try, eh?

John (King John)
02-28-2006, 07:19 AM
Nigella Lawson (OH YEAH)



Oh yeah ;)

Mark Freeman
02-28-2006, 12:05 PM
You guys need to get out more! :crazy:

Nick Simpson
02-28-2006, 01:14 PM
You guys need to get out more!

What? Like you wouldnt hit Nigella? Dont lie. I'd hit her twice.

Nick Simpson
02-28-2006, 01:16 PM
Qaurter of the way there. Alright!

Mark Freeman
03-01-2006, 03:46 AM
What? Like you wouldnt hit Nigella? Dont lie. I'd hit her twice.

I already have, and she cooks a lovely breakfast :D

Nick Simpson
03-01-2006, 11:27 AM
Bah. Im going to stop buying her cook books then.

John (King John)
03-01-2006, 11:41 AM
What about the Swimsuit Edition? :drool:

Nick Simpson
03-01-2006, 11:44 AM
Damnit. Twist my arm then...