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emma.mason15
12-02-2005, 05:15 AM
As said in a different thread .. I think we need a dear Aikidoka page. so here it is .... no its not dear dory, as im expecting you to all help these unfortunate people and their problems!
Im keen to see what this comes up with!
:D :D :D

emma.mason15
12-03-2005, 12:45 PM
okies ... heres yer 1st one.
Dear Aikidoka,
It has come to my attention that I am unable to avoid posting in the humour section and making dirty smutty comments and generally dragging aikiwebs informative threads down in to the gutter with me ... and my wet tee-shirt ...
Help me

Lan Powers
12-03-2005, 03:36 PM
So.any wet t pics?.......:)

Ulises Garcia
12-03-2005, 04:07 PM
Yeah, any pics? ;)

-U-

emma.mason15
12-03-2005, 06:04 PM
well guys naturally i would ... but i think its best to leave that on more ...er .... specialist sites! :DD;)

merlynn
12-04-2005, 05:18 AM
dear aikidoka why is it that i cant help but join in emmas debauching of aikiweb,could it be that she is a bad influence or is it because we work as a team? please help

emma.mason15
12-04-2005, 05:42 AM
well a little ... group girlie action never hurt anyone now did it? .... LOL Muhahahahahahah ... succumb to the dark side! :evileyes:

merlynn
12-04-2005, 05:46 AM
well a little ... group girlie action never hurt anyone now did it? .... LOL Muhahahahahahah ... succumb to the dark side! :evileyes:

:eek: girlie action what ever can you mean ! oh oh were at it again emma, right so are we a bad influence on all that read and log on to aiki web do you think?

:hypno: yes master i will come over to the dark side :hypno:

emma.mason15
12-04-2005, 05:52 AM
:hypno: yes master i will come over to the dark side :hypno:


*pat u on the head* .... good girl ... u know it makes sense!
and as for being a bad influence on the aikiwebbers .... well ... have you read some of their posts?
;)

merlynn
12-04-2005, 12:19 PM
emma of course we are a bad influenece on the aikiwebbers hun, but the question you have to ask yourself is...who is the master and who is the pupil

Ulises Garcia
12-04-2005, 03:21 PM
:eek: girlie action what ever can you mean ! oh oh were at it again emma, right so are we a bad influence on all that read and log on to aiki web do you think?

:hypno: yes master i will come over to the dark side :hypno:

I love Aikiweb... :drool:

-U-

merlynn
12-05-2005, 03:11 AM
I love Aikiweb... :drool:

-U-
lol hun i think you on the right page, now :hypno: come, join us :hypno:

John Boswell
12-05-2005, 10:14 AM
So.any wet t pics?.......:)

;)

Lan...

Check you're PM's! Just don't forward on the pics. I've got them copyrighted. :cool:

Don't worry, Dory! I didn't send that one of you at the waterfall doing "Dory Misogi." I'm keeping THAT one for myself! :D

PS: Lan, check out the second one of Karen! That's a particularly nice little picture. :blush:

Steve Mullen
12-05-2005, 10:53 AM
Dear Aikidoka i don't know what to do with all this money i am saving due to not needing my subscriptions to those specialist sites since karen and emma teamed up.

Any ideas

James Davis
12-05-2005, 10:55 AM
;)

Lan...

Check you're PM's! Just don't forward on the pics. I've got them copyrighted. :cool:

Don't worry, Dory! I didn't send that one of you at the waterfall doing "Dory Misogi." I'm keeping THAT one for myself! :D

PS: Lan, check out the second one of Karen! That's a particularly nice little picture. :blush:
Bozz, hook a brother up!! :D

Nick Simpson
12-05-2005, 11:14 AM
M0r n00dz plz!

Eric Webber
12-05-2005, 11:38 AM
:eek: girlie action what ever can you mean ! oh oh were at it again emma, right so are we a bad influence on all that read and log on to aiki web do you think?

:hypno: yes master i will come over to the dark side :hypno:
I don't swim well and am not a fan of water but I may just doggy paddle all the way to the UK to see these two... on the mat together? ;)

John Boswell
12-05-2005, 01:12 PM
I don't swim well and am not a fan of water but I may just doggy paddle all the way to the UK to see these two... on the mat together? ;)

OR... you could just log into the Chat Room! Emma is a regular Virtual Bartender, in a virtual bar... complete with a huge dojo with windows and doors to throw people out of. It's lots of fun for people with a good sense of humor and a little (or lots) of imagination! ;)

emma.mason15
12-05-2005, 03:59 PM
OR... you could just log into the Chat Room! Emma is a regular Virtual Bartender, in a virtual bar... complete with a huge dojo with windows and doors to throw people out of. It's lots of fun for people with a good sense of humor and a little (or lots) of imagination! ;)

Hell yeah ... the bars been empty for ages! ... my takings are WAAAAAY down!
Come see Dory at the Dojo Bar and I may get me wench uniform out!!!.... first drinks on me .....
:D ;) :D

James Davis
12-05-2005, 04:38 PM
Dear Aikidoka i don't know what to do with all this money i am saving due to not needing my subscriptions to those specialist sites since karen and emma teamed up.

Any ideas
You could make a contribution to the "Foundation For the Caring and Feeding of James". :)

merlynn
12-05-2005, 04:45 PM
Dear Aikidoka i don't know what to do with all this money i am saving due to not needing my subscriptions to those specialist sites since karen and emma teamed up.

Any ideas
i have an idea you can give the money to me

emma.mason15
12-05-2005, 04:56 PM
or u could invest your cash in my business .... my McDojo is always looking for suckers .... er ... i mean investors!

emma.mason15
12-05-2005, 04:57 PM
I don't swim well and am not a fan of water but I may just doggy paddle all the way to the UK to see these two... on the mat together? ;)

actually ... I wouldnt mind being on the matt with K ..... HEY K .... WHEN U GUNNA COME PLAY??? :D ;) :D

merlynn
12-06-2005, 03:25 AM
actually ... I wouldnt mind being on the matt with K ..... HEY K .... WHEN U GUNNA COME PLAY??? :D ;) :D


hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time :p ;) :D you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy

John Boswell
12-06-2005, 09:57 AM
hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time :p ;) :D you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy

You two talkin' about me again? :confused: :D ;) :p

Ulises Garcia
12-06-2005, 10:36 AM
lol hun i think you on the right page, now :hypno: come, join us :hypno:

I'm so there! Even if I have to swim my way to England... :hypno:

hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy

Scratch that. I'm not swimming, I'm teleporting there!! :drool:

-U-

James Davis
12-06-2005, 10:56 AM
hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time :p ;) :D you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy
I so need a boat. :(

merlynn
12-06-2005, 02:29 PM
unfortunately hot cute male aikidoka are in short supply in our dojo:(

emma.mason15
12-06-2005, 02:49 PM
You two talkin' about me again? :confused: :D ;) :p

course we are bozz! ....

hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy

You know your my "Special Girl" right? :D :p :D

merlynn
12-06-2005, 04:39 PM
course we are bozz! ....



You know your my "Special Girl" right? :D :p :D

ooooooooooooooooooooooo am i ? oooooooooooooooooooooo cool mmmmmm wat shall we do first evileyes

James Davis
12-06-2005, 04:45 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooo am i ? oooooooooooooooooooooo cool mmmmmm wat shall we do first evileyes
Come...

to...

Florida. :straightf

xuzen
12-06-2005, 11:37 PM
Dear Aunt Agony,

I have this obsessive compulsive urge to have my wrist Grabbed by a someone, anyone. My fetish is destroying my social life and work life. In work, all I can do is to write/type "GRAB MY WRIST (TM)" all over my report. My boss has threatens to fire me if I do not stop this OC behavior. Please help....

Sincerely,

GRAB MY WRIST (TM)

jk
12-07-2005, 12:16 AM
Err...you can always grab your own wrist. Despite what they tell you, you won't go blind or grow hair on your palm. Trust me, I should know... ;)

BTW, just what is it with the English chicks? Is it mating season again over there? :D

merlynn
12-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Err...you can always grab your own wrist. Despite what they tell you, you won't go blind or grow hair on your palm. Trust me, I should know... ;)

BTW, just what is it with the English chicks? Is it mating season again over there? :D

no its not mating season over here :grr: lol its cos we like this all the time :D :p

James Davis
12-07-2005, 11:12 AM
no its not mating season over here :grr: lol its cos we like this all the time :D :p
All the time? Whoa. :p

emma.mason15
12-08-2005, 02:31 AM
Come...

to...

Florida. :straightf


hold on .. o think we didnt look at this possiblility long enough ...... cold damp wet horrible england ... or FLORIDA!!!.... hmmmmm lemme think .....
.....
....
....
.... Ok plane leaves in 5 hours .... see ya then! :D :p ;)

emma.mason15
12-08-2005, 02:34 AM
Dear Aunt Agony,

I have this obsessive compulsive urge to have my wrist Grabbed by a someone, anyone. My fetish is destroying my social life and work life. In work, all I can do is to write/type "GRAB MY WRIST (TM)" all over my report. My boss has threatens to fire me if I do not stop this OC behavior. Please help....

Sincerely,

GRAB MY WRIST (TM)

awwww booon .... I'll grab yer ...... wrist ! :D ;) :D

James Davis
12-08-2005, 11:47 AM
hold on .. o think we didnt look at this possiblility long enough ...... cold damp wet horrible england ... or FLORIDA!!!.... hmmmmm lemme think .....
.....
....
....
.... Ok plane leaves in 5 hours .... see ya then! :D :p ;)
Woo hoo! :D

James Davis
12-08-2005, 11:49 AM
awwww booon .... I'll grab yer ...... wrist ! :D ;) :D
DON'T DO IT EMMA!! IT'S A TRAP!! :eek:

Ulises Garcia
12-08-2005, 10:50 PM
hold on .. o think we didnt look at this possiblility long enough ...... cold damp wet horrible england ... or FLORIDA!!!.... hmmmmm lemme think .....
.....
....
....
.... Ok plane leaves in 5 hours .... see ya then! :D :p ;)


But I'm halfway from England (I had to swim, as I couldn't find any d@mned telepod. Besides, I found out those things can turn you into a fly :crazy: :D ). I guess I'll have to make a sharp turn toward Florida... :hypno:

-U-

emma.mason15
12-09-2005, 02:42 AM
But I'm halfway from England (I had to swim, as I couldn't find any d@mned telepod. Besides, I found out those things can turn you into a fly :crazy: :D ). I guess I'll have to make a sharp turn toward Florida... :hypno:

-U-


oooooo perfect opening for me to say ....
"just keep swimming!"

James Davis
12-09-2005, 11:01 AM
But I'm halfway from England (I had to swim, as I couldn't find any d@mned telepod. Besides, I found out those things can turn you into a fly :crazy: :D ). I guess I'll have to make a sharp turn toward Florida... :hypno:

-U-
I guess you've done a really good job so far of keeping your laptop dry; that would explain how you're able to post from the middle of the atlantic. ;) :D

How much battery power ya got left?

James Davis
12-09-2005, 11:03 AM
oooooo perfect opening for me to say ....
"just keep swimming!"
I take it that "just keep swimming" holds some special meaning for you?

Be good. :)

emma.mason15
12-09-2005, 01:21 PM
I take it that "just keep swimming" holds some special meaning for you?

Be good. :)

ahhhhhh .... now you can be sucked in to the realm of my aikiblog "Dory's Diary!" .....
THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!! lol .....
:D

emma.mason15
12-09-2005, 01:28 PM
I guess you've done a really good job so far of keeping your laptop dry; that would explain how you're able to post from the middle of the atlantic. ;) :D

How much battery power ya got left?

cooool a dry lap ..... oh ... no ... lap top .... my mistake

*whispers* bad girl ... mind in the gutter :D ;) :D

Ulises Garcia
12-09-2005, 03:24 PM
I guess you've done a really good job so far of keeping your laptop dry; that would explain how you're able to post from the middle of the atlantic. ;) :D

How much battery power ya got left?


It's not been easy. It's resting on my chest as I swhim "face up". My biggest challenge, however, was keeping the sharks at bay as I started through the Caribbean. Of course, I had to use a little bit of Aiki humor for that, but it was finally until I told them the "Dokas Of The Day", that they stopped in their tracks to ponder them and meditate, so I used their confusion to swim away unnoticed. It's a good thing there aren't many sharks into religion, so I confused them easily. As for battery power, I still have enough to post a couple more lines, but now the biggest problem I'm facing right now, for which I'll need all of your guys help is *blink-blink* ................................................................................ .............................

emma.mason15
12-09-2005, 03:46 PM
OH NO ................. :eek:

James Davis
12-09-2005, 04:40 PM
Aw, crud. Well, we'll all miss him. :(

Do you think he came across the states before he started swimming, or did he swim through the Panama canal? :confused:

If the sharks have his laptop, and they're reading this right now, WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!! :grr:

emma.mason15
12-09-2005, 05:18 PM
Fish with big teeth ..... YOU NO FRIGHTEN ME! .... grrrrrrr :evileyes

Ulises Garcia
12-10-2005, 12:00 AM
Hello guys! I hope I didn't worry you too much. My battery went out. Luckily I found a couple of electric fish that allowed me to recharge it. :)

Oh, the thing for which I needed your help was that I'M FREEZING IN MID-ATLANTIC!! Would any of you throw me a sweater if you happen to swim by? And a compass, too. I don't seem to know where in the Atlantic I am. I must've missed that right turn... :confused:

-U- *Brrrrrrrrr*

emma.mason15
12-11-2005, 06:24 PM
just keep ur hea above water ... a pod of friendly dolphins will be arriving with a dry suit for ya! :D

James Davis
12-12-2005, 11:55 AM
Yeah, man. Just keep waiting; everything's gonna be cool soon. ;)

emma.mason15
12-13-2005, 03:40 PM
hey i'll send a couple of tinnies over .... that should help you chill

James Davis
12-13-2005, 05:08 PM
Ulises? :(

Ulises Garcia
12-13-2005, 08:06 PM
...gotta...fight....hypo.......thermia...gotta ssstay...
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Dolphins...not......coming...
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Must...reach...Engl....
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emma.mason15
12-18-2005, 03:05 PM
Ahhh damnit now I gotta do my baywatch impression ..... James hold my clothes .... (how convieniant im wearing a swimsuit underneath!) :D

emma.mason15
12-18-2005, 03:07 PM
HOLD ON ULISES ......


... brrrrr .... its a bit nippy ...... crikey its really quite cold ....

I think Ive lost feeling to my toes

merlynn
12-19-2005, 06:15 AM
Dear Aunt Agony,

I have this obsessive compulsive urge to have my wrist Grabbed by a someone, anyone. My fetish is destroying my social life and work life. In work, all I can do is to write/type "GRAB MY WRIST (TM)" all over my report. My boss has threatens to fire me if I do not stop this OC behavior. Please help....

Sincerely,

GRAB MY WRIST (TM)
hun its not wrist we wanna grab :p :D

James Davis
12-19-2005, 04:15 PM
HOLD ON ULISES ......


... brrrrr .... its a bit nippy ...... crikey its really quite cold ....

I think Ive lost feeling to my toes
Swim like the wind, Emma. :rolleyes:

batemanb
12-20-2005, 02:10 AM
HOLD ON ULISES ......


... brrrrr .... its a bit nippy ...... crikey its really quite cold ....

I think Ive lost feeling to my toes


And there was I thinking you were just pleased to see me ;)

rtist
12-31-2005, 08:59 PM
Man, I gotta get to the UK ...

emma.mason15
01-04-2006, 03:17 PM
BAD BAD BAD LOT U ALL ARE!
lol .... y was i the only one in the water?? ;)

James Davis
01-05-2006, 12:27 PM
BAD BAD BAD LOT U ALL ARE!

Yeah. You're one to talk. :rolleyes:

emma.mason15
01-06-2006, 02:17 AM
Yeah. You're one to talk. :rolleyes:


what are you implying? :p :D :p

James Davis
01-06-2006, 11:44 AM
To all who might be wondering exactly what I'm implying about Emma's behavior, please see her previous posts. All of them. In every thread. The prosecution rests. ;) :p

emma.mason15
01-07-2006, 07:47 PM
i would like to add in my defense ..... they keep leaving answers with obvious posts ..... I HAVE TO REPLY ...... its be against nature itself to ignore them .....

James Davis
01-09-2006, 12:05 PM
i would like to add in my defense ..... they keep leaving answers with obvious posts ..... I HAVE TO REPLY ...... its be against nature itself to ignore them .....
So that's a signed confession, then? :D

emma.mason15
01-18-2006, 09:20 PM
So that's a signed confession, then? :D

will I get time off for good behaviour?? :D ;) :D

James Davis
01-19-2006, 12:05 PM
will I get time off for good behaviour?? :D ;) :D
Good behavior? When did that happen? :confused:

emma.mason15
01-21-2006, 03:28 PM
Good behavior? When did that happen? :confused:
okay okay ... I'll go quietly ....
.... this bit involves hand cuffs right?
:D :D :D

James Davis
01-23-2006, 12:56 PM
okay okay ... I'll go quietly ....
.... this bit involves hand cuffs right?
:D :D :D
Groan. :rolleyes:

Mark Freeman
01-24-2006, 01:36 PM
okay okay ... I'll go quietly ....
.... this bit involves hand cuffs right?
:D :D :D

You definitely can't help yourself can you Emma.. ;) it must be something in the water over there :freaky:

emma.mason15
01-26-2006, 08:54 PM
You definitely can't help yourself can you Emma.. ;) it must be something in the water over there :freaky:

what ya mean over there??? ... im in the next county to you !!! (fool!)
so oooooooh arrrrrrrrrr moy luv ver!

and well ... everyone knows what us country folk be like! .. its all those hay bales and long grass and stuff! :D