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Jorx
08-07-2004, 03:50 AM
I don't know maybe this has run through but... hilarious:P
http://www.jkd-kbh.dk/video/karate.wmv

Some aikidoists train this way too...

otto
08-07-2004, 11:52 AM
Gross , but hilarious! :D that old jim.....

thanks for the laugh Jorgen...

amberlee
08-07-2004, 07:59 PM
hahaha :D thats funny

Lan Powers
08-07-2004, 09:54 PM
"Like a lot of beginners, you're attacking me wrong!"
Gotta luv that
Lan

amberlee
08-07-2004, 10:04 PM
:blush: I have a bad habbit of saying that if I can't get a technique right. :o :blush:

Robert Cheshire
08-07-2004, 11:17 PM
That skit reminds me of teachers who really do say "you attacked me wrong." Like in a real situation you can say "wait Mr. Bad Guy I don't mind if you attack me but please do it like this..."

shihonage
08-07-2004, 11:37 PM
:blush: I have a bad habbit of saying that if I can't get a technique right. :o :blush:

It's not a bad habit.
It depends on the circumstances and on what you're trying to achieve.

If you're trying to demonstrate to a newcomer that the art _works_, then using the "you attacked wrong" line is laughable.

If you are however trying to learn a specific movement to defend from a specific attack (which is just a subset of other movements and other attacks), and your uke starts giving you incorrect attacks which either confuse you if you are new, or force you to switch techniques (which in turn means youre not learning the specific attack/technique combo you were supposed to be learning), then yes indeed there is such a thing as "attacking wrong".

Nick Simpson
08-30-2004, 07:21 AM
"No, that's wrong. Please stab the air where I was standing before."

Tatiana
08-30-2004, 12:04 PM
LOL! Too funny!! .http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif Where'd you find it??? http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif

Tat

Choku Tsuki
08-30-2004, 03:22 PM
One more:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/afroninja.html

Rocky Izumi
11-29-2004, 09:55 PM
That skit reminds me of teachers who really do say "you attacked me wrong." Like in a real situation you can say "wait Mr. Bad Guy I don't mind if you attack me but please do it like this..."
Reminds me of a story about my daughter I heard from one of her friends. They went to take some quicky self-defense classes from some guy (my daughter didn't want to be Sensei's girl in my classes any more). They guy was real rough on the women and slapped them around a bit. I heard my daughter and her friend left after Yuriko atemied the guy with her foot to his gonads before doing an iriminage that lifted him off his feet and spun him around to land on his face.

Wish I was there to see it.

Rock :D

aikidoc
11-30-2004, 08:17 AM
There was another one where a karateka was breaking a board which came up and hit him in the head and he staggered around like the guy doing the back flip.

cmrs2k
11-30-2004, 03:25 PM
I don't think that there is a limit to the amount of times I could watch the "afro-ninja", and not laugh hysterically.

taras
12-01-2004, 07:08 AM
It reminds me of that Monty Pythons sketch 'How do you defend yourself against a banana' http://www.ed-wood.net/monty_python_sketch.htm#SELF%20DEFENSE%20AGAINST%20FRUITS

Dan Gould
12-06-2004, 05:31 PM
"Now come at me. Scream! Good, now come on!"
*guy runs at Cleese, Cleese shoots guy*
"Now... I eat the banana."

Monty Python is great. Jim Carrey is fantastic. My favourite bit aside from his entrance ("Ki-aaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!!!" is "I am Bob Jackson" *snap kick* So subtle, hehe. "I've been doing martial arts for 20 years!" *snaps belt*

Afro ninja is currently loading....

Oh dear god... why would you keep a video like that *cracks up like Yoda on marijuana*

thomas_dixon
12-07-2004, 11:59 PM
"Now come at me. Scream! Good, now come on!"
*guy runs at Cleese, Cleese shoots guy*
"Now... I eat the banana."

Monty Python is great. Jim Carrey is fantastic. My favourite bit aside from his entrance ("Ki-aaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!!!" is "I am Bob Jackson" *snap kick* So subtle, hehe. "I've been doing martial arts for 20 years!" *snaps belt*

Afro ninja is currently loading....

Oh dear god... why would you keep a video like that *cracks up like Yoda on marijuana*

Guess they were filming a promotion.

Dan Gould
12-11-2004, 01:57 PM
I don't know maybe this has run through but... hilarious:P
http://www.jkd-kbh.dk/video/karate.wmv

Some aikidoists train this way too...


..... Who trains like that? :s

bryce_montgomery
12-11-2004, 11:56 PM
It makes me think of a mixture of Rex Kwon Do in Napoleon Dynamite and the Black Knight vs. King Arthur scene in Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail...

Bryce

Liam Brown
12-25-2004, 05:38 PM
ha ha very good :D